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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 08:22

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Do narcissists love their children?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some best sources of great porn?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die